A monstrous ballroom with a large balcony area, this is yet another age-defying dance club for those old-fashioned folks who took dance lessons during the previous regime and still like to cut a rug. Timeless in every way - from the tacky decor and disco balls that ruin what whould otherwise be a genuinely handsome interior, to the obligatory coat-check and determinedly humourless service - Europa gives you the opportunity to experience what it's like to attend a Polish wedding almost every evening. Take a break from twirling Babcia Halinka to the disco polo music in order to neck a few vodka shots and enjoy the stupendously cheap, stodgy and dependable dinner sets including an entire page of variations on the pork chop. Complete cultural immersion for the courageous.