It’s hidden under the trade union palace – go in the front, turn right and begin your descent into Minsk weirdness. While it has lost some of its popularity as newer clubs have begun to seduce the party prisoners away, this place is still respectable with a good sized dance floor, plenty of seating, and a bunch of little cell-like nooks for… erm, naughty people. Avoid sitting in the electric chair if the girls are making you drool or you’re incontinent.