Situated pretty much at the end of the known universe, or at least in a far-flung district of Tallinn, this little hotel does its job of providing well-kept but not-so-new rooms. Management also offer 'siesta' packages to those who need the hotel for a two-hour stint. Presumably when anyone admonishes an amorous couple to 'get a room', this is where they go. Other bonuses include wireless internet, two saunas, a Jacuzzi and a bar. Take bus N°5 to the Helmiku stop.