Jaw-droppingly football this one. Loud, tasteless, brimming with 17-year-old girls in miniskirts and boasting its very own exclusive entrance to C&A. Actually a great breakfast spot before the hoi polloi turn up, with the added bonus of lots of summer outdoor seating for the ultimate people-watching experience, it’s also not a bad place for a mid-afternoon coffee break. Think twice before drinking one of their ridiculously named cocktails here in the evening though, it really is a bit of a meat market.