Managing to stay just the right side of pretentious rubbish thanks to plenty of humourous touches to the sci-fi design, Side looks a bit like a 25th-century intergalactic waiting room. The rooms start from the lowest Superiors through to XXL suites that continue with the avant-garde theme. As you’d expect, amenities are awesome, including a yellow spa complete with special 15-minute massages for those who need a little unwinding during their lunch breaks. Wonderful.