If God were a DJ, the Volkspalast would be his club, the flyer tells us. And we find it hard to imagine heaven having much more room than this former trade fair hall near the Battle of Nations Monument. Opened in March of this year, there’s a disco under the cupola, around which are a café, vinotheque, bar and theatre. Just like heaven, this is the place to be.

Admission after 23:00: €2.90-5.90.