No, it’s not a museum of cranky octogenarians - Oldtimer is German for classic, as in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1953 Skylark Convertible, Marlene Dietrich’s 1936 Auburn 852 Speedster, a 1929 Cord L 29 or a 1910 Ford Model T. As in €20 million worth of American classic cars - the largest such collection in Europe. You can stop drooling now.

Admission €3/2.