About as crazy as a busload of Belgian pensioners, Crazy House panders to the idiot rather than the lunatic in us all. Popular with people who haven’t got beyond toilet humour (as witnessed by the use of lavatories as seating), if you’re a fan of whoopee cushions and Benny Hill you’ll probably love this place. No doubt a hit with the stag groups, there is at least a terrace where you can drink a cold beer without the gimmicks on a good day.