Prices start from around 80Lt, but changing the name of a former lover into an anchor and chain usually involves a bit of work and costs more. Especially if you're trying to remove a Lithuanian surname. Piercing is offered, but they won’t touch your naughty bits. Unless you’re very sexy. They have previously refused to tattoo tongues, but did once tattoo someone’s foot. They limped home.

For 50-150Lt you can get a matchbox, or any similarly sized design, tattooed almost anywhere. (There are body parts that they won’t fill with ink, but they wouldn’t tell us which ones.) Somewhat worryingly, they couldn’t remember the strangest tattoo they’ve ever been asked to do. They will also poke holes in you.