Suited goons on the door create an air of exclusivity, but the truth is anyone can get into White Chocolate, a below ground bar/club with big city ambitions. Coloured in shiny black and white surfaces, find a dressy, blinged up crowd spinning in the seats, and a music policy that shouts ‘It’s all about House’. The dance floor is tiny, and you’ll find most seats reserved, so prop up the bar and be entertained by a thoroughly hapless staff; comedy like that can’t come too often.