A large and basic affair that fills with after-work nine-to-fivers nattering into their mobile phones. There’s a good chance they’re planning the weekend ahead, which is when this place transforms from boring bar to cracking club. The DJ spares no eardrums with his vapid collection of ‘best of’ CDs, but that doesn’t stop glorious lookers from squishing themselves in and waggling their private bits in the direction of bouncing cleavages.