We’ll be surprised if Elita makes it to the next issue of In Your Pocket. After descending into this foul-smelling (we’re talking essence of sewage) club we spotted literally one patron, a trucker-hat wearing drunk, fist-pumping to the DJ’s loud dance tunes. We weren’t sure who we felt worse for: the guy who didn’t realize trucker hats went out of style in 2002, or the DJ forced to entertain him. 
Editor's note - when we updated in May 2012 it was closed but promising to re-open in June.