A well-loved design in this subterranean sinners' resort features lots of tile, gold brick, exposed rock, three bars, two DJ stations and raised seating areas to retreat from the dancefloor action where an eclectic range of funk, old school and break beats are likely to lure you. The smell of Tabasco from 'mad dog' shots lingers at the bar where bronze ass-groping barstools give you a free frisking. Always packed with students and party people, Ministerstwo hosts the city's best midweek party on otherwise sleepy Tuesday nights and the laidback ground-floor garden is one of the best kept secrets in Kraków during the warmer months.