You don’t get a mini-bar or TV, but you will find a  glowing pink reindeer dancing in the garden. And if you think that sounds a little daft, then wait till you get in-room. There’s eight to choose from, and each one has been individually designed by team of handpicked nutters. Take number 44 for instance, a nightmarish trip replete with red antlers, stuffed crows and nightmare monsters painted onto the walls. Then there’s wacko 38, a turquoise effort equipped with a double bed salvaged from pre-war and a scary cat face positioned next to some tap dancing shoes. Fabulous.