Global recession you say? Nobody told the chaps at Capitol, a jaw dropper of a venue whose opening confirms north Warsaw’s status as the official party part of the city. Filled with post-socialist bling this venue is immense, and has seen the contents of an oligarch's deposit box thrown into a zap, pow, you didn’t expect that interior. A pneumatic set of breasts should be enough to guarantee girls entry, while boys should consider adding an arrogant lope to their step and some designer horses to their clothes. And the promoters haven’t been slouches either, having so far secured the appearance of several club circuit legends. There’s no set opening hours, though it’s safe enough to assume that if it’s a weekend it’s open.

Admission 10zł