We walked in, took one look at the outstanding dancers doing their thing on the dance floor as the Latino rythyms played, and decided we did not belong. Yes people, Muza is where Warsaw’s top South American wanabees come to hang out, alongside a DJ who is effortlessly cool (achieved by being effortlessly uncool), and where it takes half an hour to get a drink. Not to worry, there are always the showgirls to watch while you wait. You will either love it or hate it. There can be no inbetween days here.