Neatly tucked off Nowy Świat, this highly likeable, popular pre-party gem just wants to make you happy, and satisfaction is assured by a vast menu that covers all the food groups from soup, salad and sandwiches to pasta, pizza and grilled meats, cakes and ice cream. The drinks list is just as thorough, the breakfasts are a standout and prices are delightfully sub-Varsovian across the board. A modern interior full of comfortable, creme-coloured booths and a spacious downstairs means there’s plenty of room for every young couple on a cheap date, and every gaggle of gals getting ready to go out. If you don’t like Bordo, be advised: life is harder when you’re hard to please.