A main square location guarantees the crowds, but there’s plenty more to recommend about this spot aside from a ground zero location. Black clad blondes humour your fractured attempts at Polish from behind a large bar, while portrait frames hanging above plush red seating reveal plasma screens relaying thin girls doing their thing on Fashion TV. Downstairs is where the dancefloor action is, with a fashionably ironic 80s style and the crowd to match.