Decorated with bits of pseudo-velvet and plastic vines Vega is an interesting alternative to the more antiseptic mid-range options. Theatrical curtains hang over the double beds, questionable water colours adorn the walls and most showers are those awkward ones with no guard to stop water flooding the rest of the bathroom. Found in the type of yellow villa favoured by retired footballers and professional gamblers, you’ll be relying on taxis or your own personal vehicle to get to and from town.