Dazzling neon lights, sparkling chrome fixtures, posh sofas and a space-age semicircular bar create the perfect backdrop for beefy boys with no hair and their dangerously thin lady friends to lurch backwards and forwards on the small dance floor to a never-ending string of  ear-piercing dance tunes from five years ago. There’s Fashion TV on the screens in the walls too. Vulgar and delightful in equal measures.