Sex in Bucharest: Strip Clubs & Erotic Massage Parlours

Bucharest. Sex. Sex in Bucharest. Naked Romanian girls dancing on your lap or offering the most erotic of erotic massages. It is all on offer in Bucharest, which - while far from being Sex City - is a great place for stags looking for naked Romanian girls in all sorts of scenarios.

With more brothels, massage parlours and sex shops per square inch than most places in Eastern Europe, you could be forgiven for thinking Bucharest was the sex capital of the continent. You could also be forgiven for thinking that prostitution was legal: we can assure you of the fact that it certainly isn’t, despite any and all appearances.

This being Romania however, the law is more a minor obstacle to be overcome than a serious impediment, so you can indeed get away with sin, sin and more sin anytime you like, though discretion remains essential.

If you are looking for sins of the flesh, you basically have three options.

The first is erotic massage at a reputable massage parlour. You will almost certainly not be offered any sexual encounters at these places, but there is still much fun to be had, from simple hand assistance to full body massage from one, two or even three nubile young ladies. Prices start at around €50 though climb higher at the more central, luxurious establishments.

The second option is to simply head for a nightclub (nightclub in Romania almost always means adult entertainment establishment). These places vary in quality and some venues which advertise themselves as legitimate strip clubs are often little more than brothels. Allegedly. Beware also of clip joints, where you will be served expensive drinks, before being joined by some very bored and not always attractive young ladies. These girls sometimes lap dance for you, and always try to convince you to buy them expensive ‘cocktails’ (in fact orange juice with an umbrella).

The third option is to call one of the escorts who advertise in many of the poor quality city guides found around town. These escorts are usually unattractive prostitutes who charge €150 upwards for sex. Bait and switch operations (you order an 18 year old with large breasts and you get a 48 year old with large everything) are commonplace, and you should really think twice before calling them.

Note that the massage services and night clubs we list on our website should be considered tried and tested and - above all - trusted.