Athene

This is a bona fide Greek place alright and the proprietor will make sure you know it. The boss shouts like a real Greek, even though he's actually Afghan, flirts with your girlfriend like one and sings to Hellenic tunes like Zorba himself. But is that really worth the long wait for your somewhat boring chicken souvlaki and Mezedes? Athena may be the Greek goddess of wisdom, but smart people know that there are better options in town.