If your bank account looks as empty as ours at the end of the month, but you’re still keen on a satisfying meal, head down to Smulhouse Allessandro. If you think that the name suggests something exotic, we’ll just have to disappoint you. This is your typical deep fried Dutch snack shack, but stuffed into cheap artistic surroundings. The colourful tile floor looks like an unfinished collaboration between Picasso and Piet Mondriaan and the giant glass walls, decorated with layers of seashells, certainly require a little contemplation, if not admiration.