What heterosexual member of the male gender hasn’t heard of the famous Banana Bar in Amsterdam where the girls are lusty and the boys are often drunk? Downstairs for €50 you can drink all you can swill for one hour on the lounge bar with a variety of talented women who can do all kinds of interesting things with ping pong balls, markers and of course bananas. When we dropped by one of the lucky lads was squealing with delight as a woman in a corset whipped his backside with his own belt. Upstairs is the club, which has a, shall we say, more dignified atmosphere where guests pay €10 admission to sit by the pole where beautiful women show their moves in various states of undress. Ordering drinks is mandatory and if you buy a bottle of champagne you can have a private party with one of the girls behind a curtain. You can also pay for individual lap dances, which are a lot steamier than the ones we remember receiving at the clubs in the Jersey Shore of our youth.