This is not your average steakhouse. But what can you expect when the beef you're served is treated like royalty and fed on a steady diet of beer and sake to create the perfect amount of fat and marbling? The lucky heifers also get a daily massage from a personal assistant. Unfortunately, the restaurant staff aren't as attentive, but when the tender Kobe beef arrives you won't care. Naturally, all of this livestock pampering doesn't come cheap, but the meal was one of the best we've had in a long time and that's saying a lot.