La Teatino has tried very hard to create an atmosphere akin to a cosy living room, but unfortunately they haven't pulled it off. For starters, there are far too many tables in this small eatery, which means privacy is lacking and the prices are way too high, the service is stern and the quality of the dishes is inconsistent. The old espresso machine, which wouldn't be out of place at a scrap heap, is exhibited in an alcove like it were a second Mona Lisa, a hint at misplaced arrogance and pretension. If we were to look for a silver lining it would have to be the attractive open-plan kitchen and the great selection of house wines.
