This so-called ‘theatre bar’ lacks the highbrow frills one might expect. The Bastard frequently organises small-scale theatrical performances and consequently many of the regulars are Utrecht artists meaning pop musicians, actors, travel writers and other layabouts. The interior is modern and spotlights are aimed at little square tables often occupied by students. The busiest evenings are Fridays and Saturdays, so if you'd like to get a seat it would be best to arrive before 22:00.