According to their website, My Playmate is “Australia’s hottest new adult services website showcasing escorts in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth, Adelaide and regional areas.” And from what we've seen it is indeed a first rate operation, with loads of ladies (and lads) across the country, including the only photo gallery we've ever come across that features a naked woman hugging an elephant and letting a lioness seductively lick her breasts (although not at the same time, because that would just be ridiculous). Good stuff for sure!

The only problem for our dear Gold Coast readers is that last we checked there was only one service provider in town, and his name is Jake. And Brisbane isn't much better, with only seven escorts flaunting their wares up north, two of whom also have Y chromosomes. We're not sure when or if this will change, but next time you're in Sydney you should definitely look up Oliva and her four-legged African friends.