Fatál

The clever-looking menu is about the only reminder that, at one time, this was a fun place to go to and bring your out-of-town visitors. Nowadays it's like visiting Disneyland and waiting three hours in line to ride the log flume. Reservationless guests are turned away with a brusque 'No chance!' and the service staff displays its impatience with those lucky enough to make it in. Come at an off-peak hour, or else make other plans.