A small army of Heidi lookalikes serving bratwurst and smoked pig's ear to giant beer barrel tables may owe more to comic Russian-held stereotypes than German reality but the punters at Zotler, following the name of their illustrious and plentiful house beer, lap it up. Buzzing whenever we pass through and seemingly more at ease catering for non-Russian-speakers than most places, we're struggling to think of a reason NOT to go and the strategic high-up positioning of TVs, ideal for footy and other sporting events, really seals the deal. Yep, it's going to have to be: Bier bitte!