Spot on the Rynek, this is probably the most notorious club in Gliwice. Absolutely massive with lots of black lights, chrome piping and extraterrestrial textures, there are plenty of nookie nooks amongst the red booths and the dancefloor is impressively huge, but overall the dated design is hardly deserving of an award. As such, you'd have to judge it on the merits of the clientele, who we were stood up by at 22:00 on a weeknight; this after paying a small cover to get in, plus 2zł for the obligatory coatroom. We'll assume something goes down here on the right night, but given the circumstances it's hard to know if Gwarek is a proper club or a practical joke. They offer an inclusive bracelet option, where women pay 45zł and guys 75zł (don't ask us why there's such a price difference based on sex...), which includes entrance and a range of drinks.