When I asked for onions on my pizza the server looked at me as if I had a second head growing out of my ear. “Onions on pizza? Don’t be ridiculous.” I rescanned the toppings list to make sure I wasn’t the butt of a practical joke. Indeed…no onions. You can top your pie with imitation crab sticks and corn, but no onions. I settled for salami and mushrooms and it turned out to be quite tasty. Though “Ukrainian Street Pizza” would be a more fitting name, this is a nice pick for those in a hurry and short of cash.