Once you’ve finally figured out how to get through the front door you’ll wish you’d bought a torch. Illuminated by a handful of scrawny red lightbulbs to give atmosphere but really just to disorientate and make you bang your shins on things, the main draw here are the hookahs. The concept, so the website says, is to bring like-minded people together over a bubbling smoke and, well, that’s the end of the concept really. Also on offer is a limited range of drinks and light refreshments.