Literally translated as “gloomy”, Ugryumochnaya is the first bar in the world for sad people. Whether you are going through a painful breakup or simply through the occasional St. Petersburg blues, Ugryumochnaya is the bar for you. The bar has a crying vest available as well as a vast variety of strong cocktails, cheerfully served into syringe- or gun-shaped glasses. If your despair has already turned into anger, the bar also offers to print the face of the cause of your sorrows onto toilet paper for a rightful measure of revenge. If alcohol and revenge still do not help, you can still call the helpline launched by the bar or confide in your bartender and ask for life advice. Also at Liteiny pr. 53.