Due to the universal law stating that it’s impossible to be in all places at all times, the club reviews in this guide are written to provide a general overview of what’s to be expected if you visit them. As any serious clubber already knows, nights change with alarming regularity, good promoters come and go and expected crowds fail to turn up. For precise information about what to expect on any given night at the following establishments, you’re strongly advised to check the club’s website and/or Facebook page.