Nights are insane in Luzztro, a dark, dirty club which doesn’t get going till at least three. This is Warsaw’s premier space for blippy minimal and electro sounds, and something of a byword in voluntary brain damage. Nights here are legend, especially the weekend afterparty which really kicks off after all the other clubs have closed – just watch in awe as every freak in Poland gathers to get up to seriously naughty mischief. Bacchanalian behaviour is encouraged and expected, just make sure to schedule ample time for recovery. Point to note: Luzztro has a no photo policy, so not only will you be asked to stop snapping, but selfie freaks and social media addicts will be frowned upon - quite right!