This main line meatmarket is full of eager students, men with wandering hands, sweaty couples making out and an overabundance of dudes with spikey hair. If you aren't keen to dance there's really no place to hide in this relatively small cellar club where extremely loud music is managed by quality DJs keeping the flesh in friction with proven dance hits rather than whatever rubbish they think is popular in London right now. It's a playful atmosphere and you're guaranteed to have a drink spilled on you, but nonetheless, you've got every reason to feel bad about yourself if you're heading home alone. Be prepared to show ID and don't be surprised to see a streetfight out front.