Taking its cue from the producers of Grizzly Adams, this is a log cabin pretending to be out in the wilds – surviving on their wits and a few suspect berries. Now peace and quiet can be nice, but it’s a thin line between blissful solitude and insanity inducing isolation. Thus, why not instead collect ten or so of your mates and take this place up on their offer of huge tables and benches constructed out of vaguely reshaped fallen giant redwoods etc. Drink heartily, as if you’ve been lost in the wilderness for weeks and when the food arrives you’ll understand why the tables need to be so sturdy.