Named after the protagonist of the popular 20th-century German TV-hit, this joint is as kitschy as they come. Beer here is cheap and flows in abundance. The music exists mainly of familiar old-timers from the 1980s and 90s with an occasional Dutch classic, which you'll recognise by the crowd’s sudden and simultaneous swaying. It's a pretty mixed bag; people in all shapes and sizes tend to end up here at the end of their night, as a last stop before bed.